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If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. -Emily Bronte

FAM's $1,000,000

[To the tune of "If I had a Million Dollars" with apologies to the Barenaked Ladies.]

If we had a $1,000,000 (If we had a $1,000,000)
We'd buy a PR campaign (We would buy a PR campaign)
If we had a $1,000,000 (If we had a $1,000,000)
We'd have the stats to show you're great ('cause you really are great)
If we had a $1,000,000 (If we had a $1,000,000)

We'd fund lots of research ('cause it'll show everyone we're right)
If we had a $1,000,000 -- we'd change the world

If we had a $1,000,000 Every mom could have a midwife
If we had a $1,000,000 Healthy babies startin' a good life
If we had a $1,000,000 We could all practice legally
If we had a $1,000,000 (If we had a $1,000,000)
We could fund a lot more stuff (having babies wouldn't be so rough)
If we had a $1,000,000 (If we had a $1,000,000)
We could help to make more midwives (we still don't have enough)
If we had a $1,000,000 (If we had a $1,000,000)
We'd drop the c-section rate (wouldn't that be great?!)
If we had a $1,000,000 -- we'd change the world

If we had a $1,000,000 The doctors would all be nice
If we had a $1,000,000 They'd come to us for our advice
If we had a $1,000,000 We'd all work together openly.

If we had a $1,000,000 (If we had a $1,000,000)
Moms would choose and we'd be there (it'd be a little more fair)
If we had a $1,000,000 (If we had a $1,000,000)
Moms and babes would be better off (and no one would scoff
)If we had a $1,000,000 (If we had a $1,000,000)
We'd make more peace on Earth (through better birth)
If we had a $1,000,000 -- we'd change the world

If we had a $1,000,000 (If we had a $1,000,000)
If we had a $1,000,000 (If we had a $1,000,000)
If we had a $1,000,000 ... we'd be RICH!

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